Conversation with a publisher :
V : Hi, please help me push your ad agency, we need to get the layouts today, naipit yung printing sched ko.
N : Ok will do, just make sure you'll pick it up as soon as I give a go, I plan to massacre them later. :P
Seen in online banking site :
Peso account -- sept 4 credit memo - Php XX,XXX!
Dollar account -- sept 4 credit memo USD X,XXX
(yihee!)
YM conversation :
N : may pumasok na pera sa bank ko.. kanino galing? may papa na ba talaga akong congressman?
J : Office?
N : Peso account e, hindi naman nila alam yun.
***
N : scary
J : malaki ba? isip mo lang sino may access sa number mo... or else call the bank to inquire kung kanino galing yung most recent deposit mo .... pwede ba yun?
N : malaki laki e
J : mukha bang buong country-wide development fund ng isang province e nasa iyo na?
N : hindi naman
J : baka naman isinama ka na ni dolphy sa testamento nya!
N : pero he he (amount) **k
J : maliit para manggaling kay dolphy…
Conversation with Bank
N : So what happened?
B : Baka nga ho may benefactor kayo, kung ayaw ninyo sa akin nyo na lang i-pakilala
N : Pero kailangan kong malaman kung kanino galing, paki check para punta na tayo sa Batasan, mag "thank you."
Conversation with a billboard supplier
M : You have a YM?
N : Yup acedandan
M : Nice nickname mo ACE.
N : No it stands for my telenovela name.. Ana Carina Espejo Dandan :)